Using algorithms found in scrolls beneath the Binondo church, a Filipino mathematician has cracked a secret code and revealed that Manny Pacquiao, now considered a diety by Filipinos, is the anti-christ!
Known only as Pepe Alas, the codebreaker posted an analysis at Skirmisher.org of the recent Manny Pacquiao - Erik Moralez Trilogy Finale match, and concluded:
Omigosh. Manny Pacquiáo is the antichrist.
How did Skirmisher’s Pepe Alas arrive at the mathematical calculation? He says:
And it was their THIRD match.
Pacquiáo made Morales kiss the floor THREE times.
And the referee decided to stop the match on the THIRD round.
Third match. Three rounds. Three exciting knockouts. That’s 3 3 3. And the Filipino boxer won over the Mexican loser 2 times.
333 x 2 = 666!
PinoySpy Tabloid has formed a team of investigative journalists to follow this lead, as his findings contradicted the predictions of Spy Lolo, PinoySpy’s in-house sleuth, that Manny Pacquiao will become the next Saint Lorenzo Ruiz.
See image SpyLolo’s photographic analysis below, showing a similarity between Saint Lorenzo Ruiz and Manny Pacquiao:
Reactions:
SpyLolo: It’s not enough that we make a statue for Manny Pacquiao, we should submit his canonization at the Vatican. Compare his picture with Saint Lorenzo Ruiz. Is that what you can call an anti-christ? Manny Pacquiao looks like an angel. Kulang na lang, wings.
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Funny!
Find something worth doing my friend!
HAHAHAHAHAHA crazy…
Nakakahiya ka. Pwe!!! Siya na yata ang pinaka bobong nakilala kong mathwhiz!!!!(Pepe Alas, the codebreaker posted an analysis at Skirmisher.org!!!)
Kung gosto momg sumikat Pwe Pwe ay Pepe kumawa ka ng ika bubu ti ng sambayanan Pilipino ha Pwe!
Ito naman ang Formula ko para sau Pepe:
Unpatriotic + malicious Sh iT=Pepe Alas
Bakit ba pagnagkakamali ang Pinoy ay kinahihiya niyo?
Bakit naman pagumaangat ang Pinoy ay sinisiraan niyo?
Nakakahiya nakakahiya nakakahiya!!!TSK TSK TSK!!!!
PogiAkasi,
it makes me sad to have to spell out that the Skirmisher blog is all about
BRUTAL SARCASM.
if you have no idea what in hell “sarcasm” means, ill mail you a custom-fitted brain that i’ll allow you to use, free of charge.
thanks. dude.
hehe its funny!
some stupid idiot actually thought of him being the antichrist?? ahahahahahahaha
i hope the guy who made this conclusion go to a psychward…and for the people who believe him should join him..or go to hell
who in the right mind will do believe this anyway??
aw, c’mon guys! do you seriously believe the one that cracked this code is serious? it’s a joke. get it? and a funny one, too. (bec i dont take it seriously)
This guy is a nutcase! There is no such code. Pacquiao is a boxer & nothing else. He is a great boxer but just that, not the anti-Christ, Christ, or even fit to be king or vice mayor.
PS: The referee stopped the fight because Morales was beaten & quit. Morales was only saving his own life and health. His heart said, “fight” but his body refused. He was a physically beaten man (by a MAN, not some Pinoy Anti-Christ or some such BS).
SOME GUYS HERE ARE OA.
IT’S A FREAKIN JOKE! DONT YA GET IT
To PogiAkasi, anonymous (#6), and Jerry Lynch:
Your reactions remind me of this simple truth — stupidity is but a harsh reality.
Geewhiz! Is this how your parents reared you?
Damn. It’s really time to move westward.
And yes, the only thing I might agree on is that I should really be sent to a psychiatric ward — in a barbed straightjacket! Haw!
Pepe da Hepe
PS: Gracias, Golem, por tu apoyo.
hay inday, na jabo ang jabaw ra na..
Hindi kumbinsing. kulang sa pruweba. kung may connection sa una at pangalawang laban nya kay morales mas okey pa. wala namang connection sa date, araw ng kapanganakan nila, lugar ng pinaglabanan, oras na natalo si morales, eksaktong minuto na natalo si morales at nung natalo si manny nung unang pagtatagpo nila, etc. etc.
Chamba lang yung numero. ni sa jueteng di magpapanalo yan.
Mommy Pacquiao: “Anak ibili mo ako ng kotsi.”
madami talaga di makaunawa ng serypsong bagay…..sa joke joke joke!
Ha ha ha!
Pati sa joke kailangan din ng common sense, haay inday!
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