Kris Aquino is only 98% pregnant!

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Okay, Kris Aquino is playing with us now. She said in The Buzz that she’s pregnant, but now we heard she’s she’s only 98% sure.

So now we can say that Kris Aquino is 98% pregnant.

Let’s quote her TV Patrol interview on Monday.

Dati 25 percent ngayon 98 percent sure na! (Before it was 25 percent, now its 98 percent sure!)…

Using our calculator, we computed that her second pregnancy is progressing at a rate of 2% per week, which means she will be a 100% pregnant a week from now.

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