“Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck (kantot!) in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.”
This is the plot summary of the Da Vinci Load, an obvious parody of the The Vinci Code. But this parody is not funny. This in fact is a porn film that has that catchy title.
“The Da Vinci Load opens with Frank Bukkwyd and Hailey Paige investigating the death of Claudio Meloni, who has been found naked in a Los Angeles museum shot in the head. On the floor below his body, written in Claudio’s cum, are the words ‘Teabag Nadia Saint’.”
Translate ko:
“Nagsimula ang Da Vinci Load sa pagkamatay ni Claudio Meloni, na natagpuang patay at hubad sa isang museo sa Los Angeles. May tama sya ng bala sa ulo. Sa sahig, ay nakasulat ang mga saliatang Teabag Nadia Saint. Sinulat ang mga salita gamit ang kanyang tamod.”
HAHAHAHA! Kakatawa ano! Ampopo!
Peter Zaragoza, head of producer PZP Productions, tells The Book Standard that “there is some serious shit in this film, including political commentary and even a couple of non-violent, cloak-and-dagger–style murders.”
A review by Empire says:
If there’s a letdown here, it’s that Hustler really could have turned this into a “big budget” release and chose not to. Production values here are about on level with the majority of adult features being released; so don’t expect a lot when it comes to set design, wardrobe, or even some of the acting. However, the sex is good and the story is fun and lighthearted – so if you’re a fan of Dan Brown’s novel or Ron Howard’s movie, you’ll find a lot to enjoy in The Da Vinci Load.
I found some download links on Rapidshare posted in the PinoySpy Forum. Hanapin nyo na lang.
Sa mga di pa nakapanood ng Da Vinci Code, ito na lang ang panoorin nyo. Tiyak ito, hindi iba-ban ng MRTCB. Hanap na lang kayo ng kopya sa Quiapo or Magallanes.
Happy weekend mga apo!
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